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Post Info TOPIC: facts you should know??????


Thinks Too Much

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Date: Feb 21, 2011
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
           (Hardly seems worth it.)
(Yep, but my blood pressure stays lower!)
 
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that's more like it !)
      (Damn, I could have produced a couple of megton bombs at least, especially after eating deviled eggs & drinking beer!!)
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
     (O.M.G.!)
(Can I get that pressure to other parts of my body???)
 

 
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
          (In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
( What brand of Viagra are they taking? I want some!!!!)
 
A cockroach will live nine days without its  head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
(Heck, I can live at least 30 days on water only, especially after a Thanksgiving dinner.)

 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
(Is that why I stayed so skinny when my children were at home?)

 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
(My ex used to rip my head off when I got home,& I still didn't get any sex....)

 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) (Is this little sucker doing a 'pole vault?)

 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
(Must be something good...hushpuppies?)

 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)(I tried it with a nympho, but she was tired after 20 times...)

 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
(Talk about a FOOT fetish...)

 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
            (Hmmmmmm.... ...)
( Damn, I missed that on my A&P test!)

 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)( No, but you can gain a stroke when you change hands...(Ha!Ha!)

 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing) (Just don't get in their landing zone.)

 
A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.
(That's much better than a purulent green!)

 
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)(Most guys don't think with their brain.)

 
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)(Unfortunaely, most hapeen to be bosses...)

 
Polar bears are left-handed.
      (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)(Will they gain a stroke?)

 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??, Do the dolphins know about the pig?) (If they do, I'm sure they're going to keep it a secret!)

 
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

 
In other words, send it to everyone!
             (and God love that pig!)
  (God does! That's why he raised him up into heaven & purified him so that we can have bacon for breakfast!!!)


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Date: Feb 22, 2011
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Some of those are pretty interesting Spade. 

Some are really funny, and some are just uslelss information. lollol


Thanks for posting .  I enjoyed reading thru it.

                                                                                        Pam

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Date: Sep 4, 2011
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Very interesting post. I knew that cockroaches were from the deep vast space)

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